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So I just walked 100 kilometres in 24 hours and I feel kinda proud.

Sure, right now I can't move without feeling pain, but still..I frckng did it!

If you want to you can just say:

The only "look" that matters is what makes you feel alive, proud, and genuine.

and it still works <3

"Clean the frcking dishes now!"
"Yes, honey."

Still kinda strange that on the other side of this planet people just wake up and make themself ready for work...

"Hey, you! Yes or no?"
"That's a new game. Yes or no?"
"Wrong. Now you have to stay here forever."

"Have you watched Snakes on a Plane?"
"Nope. What's it about?"
"...horses...on a boat."

I still don't understand this city crush fetish. Why should I consider destroying huge buildings and crushing people under my feet hot?

You know... *takes a sip from his coffee*'s really exhausting to be awesome.

Jeez, I really don't feel like working today...

Wanted to refill my bottle with tap water. When I entered the bathroom I realised I forgot my bottle.

How did I survive 4 months abroad?!

I just made myself an Instagram account. Didn't post anything but already got two followers.
Please call me Influencer!

“We buy things we don’t need,
with money we don’t have,
to impress people we don’t like.”

Always these people who talk about how shitty their life is because of Post Con Depression.

Please do me a favor and stfu. There are people who can't afford conventions. No Con Depression sucks way more.

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